:root{
  --lime:#c5e504;
  --ink:#101010;
  --paper:#fffaf0;
  --pink:#ff6fae;
  --blue:#72d7ff;
  --orange:#ffad4d;
  --purple:#b98cff;
  --green:#8ee6aa;
  --red:#ff4f59;
  --shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink);
}
*{box-sizing:border-box}
html{scroll-behavior:smooth}
body{
  margin:0;
  background:var(--paper);
  color:var(--ink);
  font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
  overflow-x:hidden;
  cursor:none;
}
a,button,summary{cursor:none}
::selection{background:var(--pink);color:var(--ink)}
.noise{
  position:fixed;inset:0;pointer-events:none;z-index:50;opacity:.08;
  background-image:url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg viewBox='0 0 180 180' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%3E%3Cfilter id='n'%3E%3CfeTurbulence type='fractalNoise' baseFrequency='.9' numOctaves='4' stitchTiles='stitch'/%3E%3C/filter%3E%3Crect width='100%25' height='100%25' filter='url(%23n)' opacity='.5'/%3E%3C/svg%3E");
}
.cursor-blob{
  position:fixed;left:0;top:0;width:40px;height:40px;border:3px solid var(--ink);
  background:var(--lime);border-radius:47% 53% 35% 65%/55% 35% 65% 45%;
  z-index:200;pointer-events:none;display:grid;place-items:center;font-weight:1000;
  transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(-8deg);
  transition:width .15s,height .15s,background .15s;
  box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
}
.cursor-blob.active{width:54px;height:54px;background:var(--pink)}
.boot{
  position:fixed;inset:0;background:var(--lime);z-index:500;
  display:grid;place-items:center;transition:transform .7s cubic-bezier(.8,0,.2,1);
}
.boot.done{transform:translateY(-110%)}
.boot-card{
  width:min(430px,86vw);background:var(--paper);border:5px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow:14px 14px 0 var(--ink);padding:28px;text-align:center;transform:rotate(-2deg)
}
.boot-face{font-size:72px;font-weight:1000;letter-spacing:-12px}
.boot-card p{font-weight:1000;font-size:22px;margin:14px 0}
.boot-track{height:24px;border:4px solid var(--ink);background:white;overflow:hidden}
.boot-track span{display:block;height:100%;width:0;background:var(--pink);transition:width .2s}
.boot-card small{display:block;margin-top:13px;font-weight:900}
.topbar{
  height:74px;position:sticky;top:0;z-index:80;display:flex;align-items:center;
  justify-content:space-between;padding:0 28px;background:rgba(255,250,240,.94);
  backdrop-filter:blur(12px);border-bottom:4px solid var(--ink)
}
.brand{display:flex;gap:9px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:var(--ink);font-size:24px;font-weight:1000;letter-spacing:-1px}
.brand-eye{width:32px;height:32px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--lime);border:3px solid var(--ink);display:grid;place-items:center;font-size:17px}
.topbar nav{display:flex;gap:24px}
.topbar nav a,.topbar>nav+a{color:var(--ink);font-size:12px;font-weight:1000;text-decoration:none;letter-spacing:.08em}
.pill{
  appearance:none;border:4px solid var(--ink);background:var(--paper);color:var(--ink);
  text-decoration:none;padding:15px 20px;font-weight:1000;font-size:13px;letter-spacing:.04em;
  box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--ink);display:inline-flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;
  transform:rotate(-1deg);transition:.16s ease;
}
.pill:hover{transform:translate(3px,3px) rotate(1deg);box-shadow:2px 2px 0 var(--ink)}
.pill.primary{background:var(--lime)}
.pill.ghost{background:white}
.pill.small{padding:10px 13px;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink)}
.hero{
  min-height:calc(100vh - 74px);position:relative;display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.05fr .95fr;
  align-items:center;padding:70px clamp(24px,5vw,80px) 80px;background:var(--lime);
  border-bottom:5px solid var(--ink);overflow:hidden
}
.hero:before{
  content:"";position:absolute;inset:0;opacity:.18;
  background-image:radial-gradient(var(--ink) 1.6px,transparent 1.6px);
  background-size:22px 22px;
}
.hero-copy,.hero-stage{position:relative;z-index:2}
.eyebrow,.section-tag{
  display:inline-block;background:var(--ink);color:white;padding:8px 12px;
  font-size:11px;font-weight:1000;letter-spacing:.12em;transform:rotate(-1deg)
}
.hero h1{
  margin:24px 0 12px;font-size:clamp(74px,11vw,178px);line-height:.72;letter-spacing:-.11em;
  font-weight:1000;filter:drop-shadow(8px 8px 0 white)
}
.hero h1 span{display:inline-block;transition:transform .18s}
.hero h1 span:nth-child(odd){transform:rotate(-4deg) translateY(-4px)}
.hero h1 span:nth-child(even){transform:rotate(5deg) translateY(7px)}
.hero h1:hover span:nth-child(odd){transform:rotate(8deg) translateY(8px)}
.hero h1:hover span:nth-child(even){transform:rotate(-8deg) translateY(-8px)}
.hero-sub{font-size:clamp(17px,2vw,25px);line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;max-width:640px}
.hero-actions{display:flex;gap:14px;flex-wrap:wrap;margin:28px 0}
.stats{display:flex;gap:12px;flex-wrap:wrap}
.stats div{min-width:138px;background:var(--paper);border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:10px 14px;box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);transform:rotate(-1deg)}
.stats b{display:block;font-size:25px}
.stats span{font-weight:1000;font-size:9px;letter-spacing:.08em}
.hero-stage{min-height:620px}
.hero-card{
  position:absolute;margin:0;width:min(430px,68vw);aspect-ratio:1;border:6px solid var(--ink);
  background:white;padding:0;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:14px 14px 0 var(--ink)
}
.hero-card img{width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;display:block}
.hero-card.card-back{right:-10%;top:2%;transform:rotate(13deg) scale(.72);opacity:.82}
.hero-card.card-mid{left:0;bottom:0;transform:rotate(-11deg) scale(.72);opacity:.9}
.hero-card.card-front{right:4%;top:15%;transform:rotate(3deg);z-index:3}
.hero-card figcaption{
  position:absolute;left:0;right:0;bottom:0;background:var(--paper);border-top:5px solid var(--ink);
  padding:10px 13px;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;font-size:11px;font-weight:1000
}
.panic-button{
  position:absolute;z-index:7;right:0;bottom:24px;width:112px;height:112px;
  border-radius:50%;border:7px solid var(--ink);background:var(--red);box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink);
  color:white;font-weight:1000;transform:rotate(8deg);transition:.15s
}
.panic-button:hover{transform:scale(1.08) rotate(-5deg)}
.panic-button span,.panic-button b{display:block}
.panic-button span{font-size:11px}
.panic-button b{font-size:22px}
.orbit{position:absolute;border:5px dashed var(--ink);border-radius:50%;opacity:.25;animation:spin 15s linear infinite}
.orbit-one{width:530px;height:530px;right:-40px;top:30px}
.orbit-two{width:350px;height:350px;left:20px;bottom:20px;animation-direction:reverse;animation-duration:9s}
.scribble{position:absolute;z-index:4;font-family:"Comic Sans MS",cursive;font-weight:1000;font-size:14px}
.scribble-a{right:4%;top:14%;transform:rotate(9deg)}
.scribble-b{left:3%;bottom:6%;transform:rotate(-7deg)}
.ticker{border-bottom:5px solid var(--ink);background:var(--pink);overflow:hidden;white-space:nowrap}
.ticker div{width:max-content;padding:15px 0;font-weight:1000;letter-spacing:.08em;animation:marquee 22s linear infinite}
.iq-section{
  padding:100px clamp(24px,6vw,90px);display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:70px;
  align-items:center;background:var(--paper);border-bottom:5px solid var(--ink)
}
.iq-panel h2,.gallery-head h2,.brain-copy h2,.faq-title h2,.finale h2{
  font-size:clamp(46px,7vw,92px);line-height:.88;letter-spacing:-.07em;margin:22px 0;font-weight:1000
}
.iq-panel p,.brain-copy p{font-size:19px;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;max-width:620px}
.iq-meter{margin-top:34px;border:5px solid var(--ink);padding:18px;background:white;box-shadow:var(--shadow);transform:rotate(-1deg)}
.iq-head{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;font-weight:1000}
.iq-head b{font-size:31px}
.iq-track{height:29px;border:4px solid var(--ink);background:#eee;margin:12px 0}
.iq-track span{display:block;height:100%;width:100%;background:var(--lime);transition:width .25s,background .25s}
.iq-meter small{font-weight:900}
.dumb-machine{border:7px solid var(--ink);background:#b7b7b7;box-shadow:16px 16px 0 var(--ink);padding:18px;transform:rotate(1.5deg)}
.machine-top{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;font-weight:1000;padding-bottom:14px}
.machine-light{width:18px;height:18px;background:var(--lime);border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:50%;animation:blink 1.2s steps(2) infinite}
.machine-screen{position:relative;aspect-ratio:1;border:7px solid var(--ink);background:#111;overflow:hidden}
.machine-screen img{width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;filter:saturate(.8) contrast(1.08)}
.scanlines{position:absolute;inset:0;pointer-events:none;background:repeating-linear-gradient(to bottom,transparent 0 3px,rgba(0,0,0,.17) 4px 5px)}
.machine-output{border:5px solid var(--ink);background:var(--lime);padding:13px;margin-top:16px}
.machine-output span{display:block;font-size:9px;font-weight:1000;letter-spacing:.12em}
.machine-output b{display:block;font-size:clamp(18px,2.5vw,34px);margin-top:4px}
.machine-button{width:100%;margin-top:14px;padding:18px;border:5px solid var(--ink);background:var(--red);color:white;font-weight:1000;font-size:15px;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--ink)}
.machine-button:active{transform:translate(4px,4px);box-shadow:1px 1px 0 var(--ink)}
.gallery-section{padding:100px clamp(24px,5vw,80px);background:var(--blue);border-bottom:5px solid var(--ink)}
.gallery-head{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:end;gap:30px;margin-bottom:60px}
.gallery-head p{font-weight:900;font-size:18px;max-width:300px}
.gallery-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:34px}
.polaroid{background:white;border:5px solid var(--ink);padding:14px 14px 38px;box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--ink);transition:.25s}
.polaroid:hover{transform:rotate(0) translateY(-12px) scale(1.03)!important;z-index:2}
.polaroid img{width:100%;display:block;aspect-ratio:1;object-fit:cover;border:3px solid var(--ink)}
.polaroid span{display:block;font-family:"Comic Sans MS",cursive;font-weight:1000;text-align:center;margin-top:14px;font-size:16px}
.tilt-a{transform:rotate(-4deg)}.tilt-b{transform:rotate(3deg)}.tilt-c{transform:rotate(-2deg)}
.tilt-d{transform:rotate(4deg)}.tilt-e{transform:rotate(-3deg)}.tilt-f{transform:rotate(2deg)}
.roadmap{background:var(--ink);color:white;padding:100px clamp(24px,6vw,90px);border-bottom:5px solid var(--ink)}
.dark-tag{background:var(--lime);color:var(--ink)}
.roadmap-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(4,1fr);gap:18px;margin-top:36px}
.roadmap article{border:4px solid white;padding:22px;min-height:300px;position:relative;background:#181818}
.roadmap article:nth-child(2){transform:translateY(25px);background:#242424}
.roadmap article:nth-child(3){transform:rotate(-2deg);background:#141414}
.roadmap article:nth-child(4){transform:translateY(-12px) rotate(2deg);background:#202020}
.roadmap article>span{font-size:55px;font-weight:1000;color:var(--lime)}
.roadmap h3{font-size:24px;line-height:1;margin:16px 0}
.roadmap p{line-height:1.5;font-weight:700}
.roadmap i{position:absolute;left:22px;bottom:20px;color:var(--pink);font-weight:1000;font-style:normal;font-size:12px}
.braincell{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;align-items:center;gap:80px;padding:120px clamp(24px,8vw,130px);background:var(--pink);border-bottom:5px solid var(--ink)}
.brain-orbit{width:min(520px,80vw);aspect-ratio:1;border:8px dashed var(--ink);border-radius:50%;display:grid;place-items:center;position:relative;animation:wiggle 3s ease-in-out infinite}
.brain{width:190px;height:190px;border:7px solid var(--ink);border-radius:45% 55% 50% 50%;background:var(--paper);display:grid;place-items:center;font-size:100px;font-weight:1000;box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--ink)}
.orbit-label{position:absolute;background:var(--lime);border:4px solid var(--ink);padding:9px 12px;font-weight:1000;box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink)}
.label-a{top:8%;left:4%;transform:rotate(-9deg)}.label-b{right:1%;top:40%;transform:rotate(8deg)}.label-c{bottom:4%;left:32%;transform:rotate(-2deg)}
.faq{padding:100px clamp(24px,7vw,110px);display:grid;grid-template-columns:.85fr 1.15fr;gap:80px;background:var(--paper);border-bottom:5px solid var(--ink)}
.faq-list details{border:5px solid var(--ink);background:white;margin-bottom:14px;box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--ink)}
.faq-list summary{list-style:none;padding:22px;font-weight:1000;font-size:20px;display:flex;justify-content:space-between}
.faq-list summary:after{content:"+";font-size:30px}
.faq-list details[open] summary:after{content:"−"}
.faq-list details[open]{background:var(--lime)}
.faq-list p{padding:0 22px 22px;margin:0;font-weight:800;line-height:1.5}
.finale{min-height:720px;background:var(--lime);display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr .75fr;align-items:center;padding:80px clamp(24px,7vw,110px);position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.finale:before{content:"DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB";position:absolute;font-size:15vw;font-weight:1000;line-height:.7;opacity:.07;transform:rotate(-8deg);left:-5%;top:6%;white-space:nowrap}
.finale-copy{position:relative;z-index:2}
.finale-copy>span{font-weight:1000;background:var(--ink);color:white;padding:7px 10px}
.finale p{font-size:21px;font-weight:900}
.finale-actions{display:flex;gap:15px;flex-wrap:wrap}
.pill.inverse{background:white}
.finale img{width:100%;max-width:540px;position:relative;z-index:2;filter:drop-shadow(15px 15px 0 var(--ink));transform:rotate(3deg)}
.bonk{position:absolute;right:3%;top:8%;z-index:6;border:5px solid var(--ink);background:var(--red);color:white;font-size:24px;font-weight:1000;padding:18px 24px;box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--ink);transform:rotate(9deg)}
footer{background:var(--ink);color:white;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:20px;padding:28px clamp(22px,5vw,70px);font-size:12px;font-weight:1000;letter-spacing:.06em}
footer div{display:flex;gap:20px}footer a{color:var(--lime);text-decoration:none}
.toast{position:fixed;left:50%;bottom:28px;z-index:300;transform:translate(-50%,160px) rotate(-2deg);background:var(--ink);color:white;border:4px solid white;box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--pink);padding:15px 20px;font-weight:1000;transition:.25s}
.toast.show{transform:translate(-50%,0) rotate(-2deg)}
.splat{position:fixed;width:24px;height:24px;border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:47% 53% 35% 65%;z-index:190;pointer-events:none;animation:splat .75s forwards}
body.worse .hero{background:var(--pink)}
body.worse .ticker{background:var(--lime)}
body.worse .hero h1{letter-spacing:-.17em}
body.worse{transform-origin:center top;animation:tinyShake .18s 4}
@keyframes marquee{to{transform:translateX(-50%)}}
@keyframes spin{to{transform:rotate(360deg)}}
@keyframes blink{50%{background:var(--red)}}
@keyframes wiggle{50%{transform:rotate(3deg) scale(1.02)}}
@keyframes tinyShake{25%{transform:translateX(3px)}75%{transform:translateX(-3px)}}
@keyframes splat{to{transform:scale(4) rotate(130deg);opacity:0}}
@media(max-width:1000px){
  .topbar nav{display:none}
  .hero{grid-template-columns:1fr;padding-top:50px}
  .hero-stage{min-height:600px;margin-top:15px}
  .iq-section,.braincell,.faq,.finale{grid-template-columns:1fr}
  .gallery-grid{grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr)}
  .roadmap-grid{grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr)}
  .roadmap article:nth-child(n){transform:none}
  .gallery-head{align-items:start;flex-direction:column}
  .brain-orbit{margin:auto}
}
@media(max-width:620px){
  body{cursor:auto}a,button,summary{cursor:pointer}.cursor-blob{display:none}
  .topbar{height:66px;padding:0 15px}.brand{font-size:20px}.pill.small{font-size:10px;padding:8px 9px}
  .hero{min-height:auto;padding:42px 18px 55px}
  .hero h1{font-size:22vw;filter:drop-shadow(4px 4px 0 white)}
  .hero-sub{font-size:16px}
  .hero-stage{min-height:430px}
  .hero-card{width:72vw;border-width:4px;box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink)}
  .hero-card.card-front{right:1%;top:17%}.hero-card.card-back{right:-13%}.hero-card.card-mid{left:-9%}
  .panic-button{width:86px;height:86px;right:0;bottom:10px;border-width:5px}.panic-button b{font-size:16px}
  .scribble{display:none}
  .iq-section,.gallery-section,.roadmap,.braincell,.faq{padding:70px 18px}
  .iq-panel h2,.gallery-head h2,.brain-copy h2,.faq-title h2,.finale h2{font-size:14vw}
  .gallery-grid,.roadmap-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr}
  .polaroid{max-width:460px;margin:auto}
  .braincell{gap:45px}
  .brain{width:135px;height:135px;font-size:70px}
  .finale{padding:70px 18px;min-height:auto}
  .finale img{max-width:360px;margin:20px auto 0}
  .bonk{right:10px;top:20px;font-size:16px;padding:12px}
  footer{align-items:flex-start;flex-direction:column}
}
@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){
  *{animation:none!important;transition:none!important;scroll-behavior:auto!important}
}