thinks taxes are optionaldo not feed after midnight
10,000 IQ points missing
A 10,000-PIECE COLLECTION OF QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
DUMBIEZ
Hand-drawn. Big-eyed. Zero survival instincts.
Permanently wandering around Robinhood Chain.
10,000BAD DECISIONS
1SHARED BRAIN CELL
∞WAYS TO GET LOST
DUMBIEZ HAVE ESCAPED ✦ PLEASE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS ✦
ONE BRAIN CELL PER WALLET ✦ DUMBIEZ HAVE ESCAPED ✦
PLEASE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS ✦ ONE BRAIN CELL PER WALLET ✦
LIVE INTELLIGENCE TEST
THE LONGER YOU STAY,
THE LESS YOU KNOW.
Scroll responsibly. Every section has been scientifically engineered to reduce your IQ by an amount we made up.
CURRENT IQ
100
still suspiciously functional
DUMB-O-MATIC 3000
OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS
THINKS WIFI GROWS ON TREES
THE DUMB WALL
10,000 DIFFERENT WAYS
TO MISS THE POINT.
Hover the evidence. None of them know why they are here.
thinks taxes are optionallost the map on purpose
formally dressed, mentally absenthas never won an argument
employed by nobody
forgot the mission instantlyROADMAP* *DRAWN WITH NO MAP
DRAW 10,000 DUMBIEZ
Done. Nobody intervened in time.
✓ somehow completedRELEASE THEM ONLINE
Excellent idea according to zero experts.
✓ what could go wrongLOSE THE ROADMAP
We placed it somewhere safe and immediately forgot where.
… searching pocketsFOLLOW THE BAD IDEAS
Community chaos, dumb games, and surprises with no adult supervision.
↗ probably next1
SHARED
BRAIN
CELL
COMMUNITY UTILITY
ONE SHARED
BRAIN CELL.
Holding a Dumbie does not make you smarter. It simply confirms you are now part of the experiment.
JOIN THE GROUP PROJECTFREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS
WE HAVE ANSWERS.
THEY ARE NOT GOOD.
WHAT ARE DUMBIEZ?
10,000 hand-drawn creatures with huge eyes, tiny plans, and no emergency contacts.
WHAT CHAIN?
Robinhood Chain. They saw a green background and assumed it was home.
WHERE IS THE MINT PRICE?
Not on this website. Look at us making one responsible decision.
IS THERE A ROADMAP?
There was. A Dumbie ate the important corner.
ARE THEY RARE?
Every Dumbie is uniquely unqualified in its own special way.
WARNING: NO REFUNDS ON LOST IQ
ADOPT A BAD IDEA.
10,000 Dumbiez. One terrible group decision.
